Next trip i wanna come here...

guy: Hi
gal: Hi

guy: How are you?
gal: I'm fine

guy: where you come from?
gal: cheras... you??

guy: me?? i'm from...Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu

gal: huh?? WTF?? Similanciao??
guy: Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu

gal: argh!!!!

Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu is a real place in southern Hawke's Bay, New Zealand. The name can translates roughly as The summit where Tamatea, the man with the big knees, the climber of mountains, the land-swallower who traveled about, played his nose flute to his loved one. It has been listed in the Guinness Book of Records as one of the longest place names in the world.