Buy or not buy...

Tomorrow (1/7/2005) A unit trust will expand their limit. Maybe because government don't have enough $$ to use.... is called Amanah Saham Wawasan 2020.... launched long time ago...

My parents and my sister wanna buy that trust like mad...investing 40k on it.
For me, Dunno really wanna invest or not...cos this unit trust not really perform well... 1 year only return 6-7%.

Actually i was planning to invest on shares. Higher returns, higher risk. Since i'm working in a stock advisory firm, they got trading picks everyday and i always use it to analyze their shares performance....

Like today. They pick a share called "Goldis" starting at RM1.29 this morning and estimated RM1.80. Now RM1.30. Normally took a week to raise till the estimated price.

So... i dunno where to invest... short of $$ these days...

Kastam Diraja Malaysia... Deng Nei Ko Fai!!!

Is been a while since afoi's precious deck haven't arrive. Not just only deck but also another Nitinol metal that used to make a metal dildo for wooly.

Afoi was mad at that, and yesterday 4:30pm, bento was helping out to search out the phone number and call them up and asking where the hell is the deck and the metal.

First stop... http://www.customskl.gov.my. At the bottom of the page, you will see this:

Kastam Diraja Malaysia
Kompleks Kastam Wilayah Persekutuan Kuala Lumpur
No.22 Jalan SS 6/3 Kelana Jaya
47301 Petaling Jaya
SELANGOR DARUL EHSAN
Tel : 03-7884 0864

I try to call the number today... and all i get is this:

"Hello ini latihan kastam"...*&^%$#@*&^%$! Why they putting this kind of stupid number out??

Ok, nvm. Afoi suggest me to call HQ. Ok... i call the number. 03-88822100. Tuut tuut... tuut tuut...not even a ghost came to answer my call... just 10:30 am... where they go? yum char?

Poor poor service... besides i found one very funny thing:
http://www.customs.gov.my/html/malay/index.asp
Inside there, you will see a poll.

Adakah anda gembira dengan website kastam yang baru?

Ya

Tidak

i press "tidak" and after that i press the "result" button. Guess what, nothing come out. Just a button without a function...stupid.

Afoi... ur deck is colder than water oledi la...

Bitches!! I hate them!!

My office have quite a number of bitches which few are good and most of them are evil...
These bitches are super duper shoe polisher. In front of bosses, they will act like very very ethusiastic and hardworking. When boss not around, they will become lazy... asking you to do this and that, no manners at all.

When these bitches is your superior, i think you can goto the roof of your office and jump down... If still haven't die, go up and jump again. Why i say this? Cos if you dun jump, they will torture you...the feelin is like 10 times worst than raping by a rapist!!!

talking bout no manners, just now i receive a stupid fxcking call from the 2nd top bitch... this bitch is looking for my stupid asshole senior... and when i tell her that my ss(stupid senior) was not around, and i actually wanna tell her that he is at her place nearby, she straight close the phone even i haven't finish my conversation... how rude they are... no manners... dunno they study morale or not... dunno their parents got teach them what is the heck of morale or not...

So to those of you out there... If your superior is a women... then beware. If your superior is a old virgin... i wish you good luck, all the best and happy working!!

A very very fui day.

Yesterday suppose was a very happy day for me cos my boss have attend some kind of seminar. Since my senior suddenly absent because of an mc, so i have to handle all the things plus shut down the server.

Some of you maybe think shut down the server is very easy. Yup. You're right. Is fucking easy, but when you know that you only can shut down the server when almost everyone going back home, thats something ain't nice.

Yesterday 4:00pm. Boss and his konco-konco going to sunway seminar. Whole office left back around 10 people including me.
5:10pm. Account people leaving, somemore is run out from office, not walk out.
After that, those ghost are leave one by one. By 6:30pm, only left back 3 ghost. Including one very pity ghost. Thats me.

Luckily still got afoi accompany me, and while waiting for others, felish message me that this coming weekend got a job fair at putrajaya. After i check it out, the fair was only meant for those fresh grad. How lucky they are...I wanna change job also hard.

Stay till 7:30pm yesterday. Quite dulan.

Hiam hiam grab worng ppl...

Last saturday was "Ah!!! Yamate...yamate...fei...yamate" bdays celebration. Going to klang to have a dinner there. Since fei was oledi bloging the whole story, So here i just elaborate more on my part.

After finish the dinner, we're planning to give surprises to fei, that is going to send him to sea and feed shark (cos he didn't belanja me shark's fin) hehehehhe...Nice feeling there. Thanks to LY for arranging the session.

After came back from jetty, Bento, as usual will grab his gf waist, but this time, bento miss q. Totally miss q. For the first time, bento hiam hiam grab wrong ppl. Bento secara tak sengaja hiam hiam grab felish waist. Oh shit!!! cos all the time bento thought his gf was behind him. So bento uses his "wolf" hand to grab felish waist. When bento's hand wanna totally grab felish waist, he had a strange feeling. So he just look beside and it was felish...why... why... why not siew kat...hahahahhaha...

What a shame there... totally super malu... fei... i'm sorry!!! I secara tak sengaja do this kind of thing in front of you and somemore during your bdays celebration. Hope u forgive me... :D

Happy Bdays to AhFeiFei

Today is one of my frens AhFeiFei bdays...
Just take this opportunity to wish him HAPPY BDAYS
Wish his Bdays 10 times more merrier than afoi's one...hahahahahha...joking. afoi dun angry
Wish him secara tak sengaja found his true love.
Wish him will fetch me more. hehehehe.


Here are some sentences that we can use in "AhFeiFei"...

"Ah..FeiFei....AH..." (i dunno how to translate this)
"Ah..Fei...yamate... Fei....yamete" (ah..fei...dun do this fei... ah)
"Ah... itai...Fei... watashi itai!!" (ah...fei... i'm pain!!)
"Ah...fei... watashi sukides..." (ah..fei..i like it so much)
"ah...fei.. watashi bakku sukides..." (ah...fei.. i like doggy style)

Cheers!!

Jokes fir stock market

Recently, there has been a spate of mergers, RHB and Sime Bank,etc. Rumours in the market have it that Lam Soon Huat and Parkson plan to merge - The proposed new name for the company is, you have guessed it-

"LamPar".

However, it is suspected that KLSE will object to this, since it would be
deemed not proper for lady brokers and remisiers to transact LP shares on
behalf of their male clients. Moreover, Lam Par name seems very crude and it
means scrotum in Hokkien

examples :

The people : " How much is Lam Par now?", " I want to sell Lam Par at 60
cents."

The male broker : " How much do you want to buy Lam Par?"

The female broker : " Lam Par, 60 cents, sold!"

The newspaper : "Good management lifts Lam Par.", "Lam Par drop again.",
"Lam Par suspended.", "Plunging Lam Par needs Viagra", "Lam Par is being
squeezed out as market leader."

The employees : "We are Lam Par employees."

The interviewer : "Mr. Wu, you have written in your resume that your last
company was ...er... Lam Par. Did they treat you so badly that you have to
put in an abusive term for them?"

Share buyer was heard doing a transaction with his remisier over the
handphone inside the LRT.

Buyer : " Hey, Mr.Tan buy for me Lam Par... Nor Liap. (Literally it means:
Buy for me 2 lots of Lam Par shares)

Remisier: " I can't hear you, buy order louder."

Buyer (very loud): "Lam Par lah.... Nor Liap...OK?"

All the commuters : Stunned, especially the ladies.

After receiving long complaints from many female remisiers, the "Lam Par"
shareholders decide to do something to their "Lam Par"...They sit down
together and brainstorm for the new name...After going through many days of discussion and arguments, finally Parkson agrees to inject more capital and everyone agrees to the new name : "Par Lam"

When SC receives the request to change name, he asks: "Hey, what is the
difference? Lam Par Par Lam...."

Dude. Your site was blocked!

Just now i use windows instead of Linux to view dudevicester's blog. Suddenly it prompt out a site said that the site which i want to access was block due to some restriction.



But when i switch back to Linux, nothings wrong... apasal ni... ??

Dude... whats wrong with your site?

S.O.S

Feeling helpless and very moody these few days... No ohm to work at all. When come to work, always thinking of off work. No ohm to study, no ohm to talk, everyday just online chatting, browsing ebay, electronic newspaper and finding some stuff to do to avoid work.

I can't cope with the environment as well as the staff here. All of them very fake. In front of you they are always smile with you and pretend like very helpful and friendly but the truth is not. Most of them are goldfingers. I don't know which one is true helpful and which one is goldfingers at all.

When come to boss, this is worst. He is the "Father of all the Evil". Last week, almost the whole company kena from him(except his allies) for few times and i've very tired about that. Working on sunday or long hours without extra pay or replacement leave is a torturing stuff.

Yesterday i went to cyberjaya to work from 12 noon till 9pm. It was very tiring and i didn't get any replacement leave as well as extra pay. Guess what, i will go there again on 18/6.

Without have any choices, saturday morning i have sent out 2 S.O.S signals... one is to the head hunter regarding the Technical Engineer and another is for my ex-colleague. I thinking of going back to BATEY to take over my ex-colleague place as a programmer but all this has to wait my ex-boss decision. If he say "no", well i guess i have to rely on jobstreet again.

Now i really hope i can take over my ex-colleague place. Although the place is quite far, but at least the working environment as well as the people there are good to me.

Whenever there'e seminar.... Go go go!!!

Yesterday after lunch, one of my colleague comes in and say that AC Tan asking me and other colleague to go for an seminar in KLCC Twin Tower at 5pm.

Walau... 5pm - 8pm. Where got people want to go at this kind of hours??? Siao one. I also don't wanna go ler, is just that i've been forced to go by AC Tan. How cruel is him....

So reach there at 5:30pm. I thought i'm late but when i reach there only 20-30% of guest arrive. After 1/2 hrs, only 50% of the guest show up.

Nothing special about the seminar. Dunno what the heck they talk. But when comes into food... Hualaneh... superb nice.

"Chilis" food. Fajita Nanchos, Shanghai Wings and something that i forgot the names. Coffee Bean Cheese Cake, O'Brian Sandwiches, Wine, Champange and some expensive fruits....

Before we leave... they gives us gift somemore... hua... so happy.

One nice looking calculator and one Pewter.

Happy SickDay to Boss...

To my dear boss...

Happy SickDay to you.
Happy SickDay to you.
Happy SickDay to Arm Chun Tan....
Happy SickDay to you.

Oh yea....

After cursing his employee on saturday... AC Tan has lost his voice.
Monday his Arm Chun face was superb black becos he lost his voice.
Tuesday me and my other colleague was so happy cos since AC Tan was sick, he have to leave early and so do us becos he's not in!! hahahahahaha....

So lets make a wish for AC Tan...

"I wish AC Tan MC more frequently..." wooohooo....