jokes...

公主洗澡 （18+）

從前，有個國家的公主，每天中午會帶她的女近衛隊將海邊封鎖，然後洗澡。

有個年輕的小伙子，想到了一個辦法，在公主來海邊前，將全身脫光光埋入沙灘中。
公主的女近衛隊例行檢查后，發現沒人，公主便在海中洗澡。洗完澡上岸后，她發現沙灘中冒出了一個小蘑菇。

公主好奇的對這個蘑菇又搖又摸，結果這個蘑菇越變越大，公主感到很開心 ，就更加賣力的觸摸。公主又想不知這蘑菇是什麽味道的，於是伸出舌頭舔了幾下，結果這蘑菇竟然噴出了汁入射了公主的嘴裏，然後消失了。公主把在嘴裏汁舔了幾下吞下，覺的味道還不錯，便高興的帶女近衛隊囘宮。

小伙子從沙灘跳出來后，感到很興奮，便到街市中大事宣揚，讓不少男人羡慕不已。

第二天，公主洗完澡上岸后，發現遍地是蘑菇，很開心的把她女近衛隊們叫過來，大聲吩咐：“妳們快把這些蘑菇切下來帶囘宮”。。。。。。。




一生中願意為我賭上性命的三個女人

一生中願意為我賭上性命的三個女人, 你有嗎?


1.在我英雄年少時，有一個女生，她願意為我失去生命...
因為~

她意志堅定地說....
你再纏著我，我就去死！！！

2.在我生活外地時，有一個女生，她願意等我到下輩子....
因為~

她溫柔婉約地說....
你想成為我男朋友，等下輩子吧！！！

3.在我窮困潦倒時，有一個女生，她願意與我共赴黃泉....
因為~

她眼眶泛紅地說....
你再不還我錢，我就與你同歸於盡！！！！！！
真感人 .. 好久沒有如此 ... 熱淚盈眶 ............

Medical Report

Last saturday morning I have done a medical checkup.

This is my first med checkup and I'm really feel abit exciting on it… (siao… med checkup also high…)
After fasting for 12 hrs, went to the lab and proceed for blood testing…
At first I plan for those normal test which is cost only RM99 and have about 38 kind of tests…
But after that they keep on introduced me all kinds of promo and some of them are quite worth it… so end up I took an 45 kind of test that costs me RM220.

The results… mmmm okok lar… not bad actually. But I need to exercise and eat less pork. This is because the "good" cholesterol is less than normal range and the "bad" cholesterol is more than normal range.

Other than that, No STD found…

What's your Superhero Name?

Your Superhero Profile

Your Superhero Name is The Delta Android Your Superpower is Speaking to Animals Your Weakness is Sailors Your Weapon is Your Snot Bombs Your Mode of Transportation is Cable

What's your Superhero Name?

I can talk to animals?? Mehlan???

Tonight i'm gonna try this out... i'll go and find wong choy tonight...

Training...

Started my first training since monday...

The feeling that no need to go to work is GOOD...
Can wake up at 7:30...
Go back at 4:30...
This is what i called LIFE...

hahhahahaa...

The Bad thing is...
it only lasts until this friday...

shit...