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Monday, June 29, 2009

Stories Continued

After 2 years of hardwork + no pay, finally it becomes more stable.

All the kacau-kacau people suddenly dissapears.
birds is increasing
Some of the competitors are close shop... yay!!!
Got buyers staring to look for us too...

and by end of last year, after a long wait, finally i got my license!!
yeah right... i'm operating illegaly for the past 2 years... chui ah??

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laying eggs...

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So how about the future?
I'm not too sure of it. Actually i'm thinking to sell it off after few years and use the $$ to venture on other business but i don't have full control of it as i'm only one of the shareholders...

Till then, wish me luck.

Friday, June 19, 2009

2 years ago

I started siwftlet farming 2 years ago at my hometown together with my sister and my cousin. Yeap, we are the shareholders.

If you don't have any idea what the heck is swiftlet farming, put it in short, is called 养燕 in madarin. Make it simple, it's all about bird nest.

One day, while my family is having a normal chatting, suddenly my cousin coming out with this idea.

Since we have a shop lot at my hometown and we can't rent the 2nd floor and 3rd floor out, so we decided to take this risk.

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Main Entrance

How long we decide to take this risk or not? For me, not long. Few minutes i think. Cos i know if i take time to evaluate this and that, my balls will shrink.

Setting it up is fairly easy, all you need to do is just pay money. After that, just need to on the speaker and thats it. Thats what i think....

Not for long, nightmares come.

Once after i started this, alot of people saw this opportunity and they also started this business, suddenly the whole town is doing this!!! Imagine that you selling breakfast and then one fine day suddenly got extra 50 stalls opens besides you. sei mei??

Local authority started to kacau us. To get a licenses for doing this, is super hard. I have no idea how many times i have pass them some $$ to buy kopi-o.
First, i attend course by jabatan haiwan. Pay money
Then, i need to ask some asshole to draw out the new floor plan. Pay money
Then suddenly jabatan bomba come and say this cannot that cannot. Pay money
Then register the company name at SSM. Pay money
Then somemore need to join those persatuan thing... pay money

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Am i pregnant?

This morning i feel like vomit until now...

Suddenly feel like wanna eat those sour sour thing.

Very worried now... dunno is a boy or girl...

Monday, June 08, 2009

唔驶做啊!

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Got harmful gas somemore...

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Disco

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eeew!!!

Friday, June 05, 2009

民主政治

老師給小明一篇作業〝什麼是民主政治〞,
他跑去問老爸,
老爸想了就說:
這也不難,像我每天努力工作賺錢養你們,我就是財團,
我賺的錢全被你媽拿走了,所以你媽媽就是政府,
我們合力來養你所以你就是我們的人民,
你哥哥整天游手好閒到處闖禍,是個壞人,
但是他女朋友乖巧可愛,是好人,
咱家菲庸每天做家事很辛苦,她就是勞工,
至於你剛滿週歲的弟弟年紀還小,他就是我們的未來!
這樣你懂了吧?

小明似懂非懂,就開始寫報告去了。
到了深夜,仍想不出來,
忽然聽到弟弟房裡傳來哭聲,跑過去看,
原來弟弟拉大便,
他就趕快去找媽媽,但是媽媽卻沉睡不醒,
他又跑去找菲庸,卻見爸爸正壓在菲庸身上一起一伏忙得很,
只好去找哥哥,原來哥哥正趴在女友身上,也在做和爸爸一樣的事。
小明也沒辦法,只好回房去寫報告....內容如下:


當財團在欺壓勞工,
壞人在壓迫好人時,
人民束手無策,政府卻又沉睡不醒 。
所以,我們的未來~充滿了大便!!

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老師讓同學回家後寫一篇有關"國家"、"黨"、"社會"和"人民"的作文。
小明不理解這些詞的含義,就去問爸爸。
爸爸告訴他: "國家 " 是最大的,就像你奶奶。 " 黨 " 是最有權利的,是一家之主,就像我。 " 社會 " 就是為黨和國家而活,還得聽黨的,就像你媽媽。 人 民就是最小的,說什麼也沒人聽,就像你。"

晚飯後,小明想寫作文,可是還不是很明白這些事,就去想問奶奶,可是奶奶已經睡了。小明去找爸爸,爸爸和媽媽正忙著"床上運動"。爸爸一看他來,兩個耳刮子就給打出來了。小明沒有辦法,只好抹抹眼淚,回房間自己寫作文了。

第二天,爸爸接到老師的電話:
"你是小明的父親吧"
"是啊,什麼事"
"關於小明的作文"
"是寫的不好嗎?"
"不,是寫的太好了,我懷疑不是他自己寫的"。。。。。。
"他寫了什麼?"







小明的作文寫:國家已沉睡,黨在玩社會,社會在呻吟,人民在流淚

Tuesday, June 02, 2009

Addicted

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I want flour!!!
I want Tomato!!!
I want Salad!!!